Write a letter to a stranger

Dear "whatever your name is",

Hi. How are you?  I love letters, don't you??  Makes my heart jump for joy when I get one. :)

I hope this letter finds you with many blessings.  To keep those blessings going, you must:

• rewrite this letter
• send it to 15 million people (postage is on YOU!)
• use a wet washcloth to moisten the seal on the envelope (or you'll papercut your tongue)
• use the tears of an alligator from alaska to place the stamp
• and do it all with in 15 minutes

If you dont do this, santa won't give you anything for EVER!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Your pen pal